Get your facts straight, CNN.
If you didn’t know, Stephen Colbert is a literal expert on Lord of the Rings. He went onto the sets of one of the films and managed to beat the resident lore expert in a trivia contest. Someday he will die and Death will come, and he will live forever by challenging him to a contest of LoTR trivia.
and he has a tumblr
TODAY IN SCHOOL I WAS LISTENING TO THESE TWO GIRLS CONVERSATION AND THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT BLOW JOBS AND THE ONE GIRL WAS LIKE “DO YOU SWALLOW CUM?” AND THE OTHER ONE WAS LIKE “NO I HEARD SOMEWHERE THAT YOUR STOMACH DOESNT DIGEST IT AND IT STAYS IN YOUR STOMACH FOR 7 YEARS” AND THE OTHER GIRL WAS LIKE “I THINK THAT’S GUM” AND THE OTHER GIRL WAS LIKE “NO IM PRETTY IT’S CUM” I HAD TO WALK AWAY TO KEEP FROM BURSTING OUT LAUGHING
that time of the year again were we here at tumblr dot com like to sum everything up
- flower crowns
- open mouthed patrick
- do you like the color of the sky?
- bitch i might
- swiggity swag
- wendy davis is a badass
- blurred lines is a fuckin disgrace
- what does the…
Halloween just wouldn’t be the same without Tim Burton
(From top to bottom: Beetlejuice, The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Corpse Bride, Alice in Wonderland, Sleepy Hollow, Edward Scissorhands, Sweeny Todd, Dark Shadows, Frankenweenie)